And I’m probably not going to answer you. You might ask why. And I’ll tell you why. It’s because I have better things to do, like driving or talking to people who don’t ask stupid questions, than answer.
But of course, life can’t be that simple. People whose stupid questions I ignore automatically assume that I’m not talking to them. Namely my roommate. Oh yes. You asked for it folks and now you’ve got it: more stupid roommate crap.
I sent my roommate a text when I’m almost back to the house asking her to make sure the door is unchained (so I can unload my stuff). She writes back that it’s already unchained and does that mean I’m coming back tonight? I ignore the text because I felt the stuff in parenthesis was a given for a person of moderate intelligence. (Although, I seriously considered saying, “No, I just want you to leave the door unchained all night.”) Why else would I ask her to unchain the door? Anyway, so I get back and unload my stuff and then I leave to hang out with friends. When I get back, there’s a note asking if I’m not talking to her again. So I text her back that if she’s referring to my not answering her text earlier, it was because I felt it was quite obvious that I would be coming back if I asked her to unchain the door.
Oy! She slays me! I cannot wait until I get to move away from this…nightmare.
So wait. Do you not like her?
Just kidding!
You definitely need a change for next year!
Just had to comment on this post! It brings to mind the Comedy Tour…. “Here’s your sign!” or “You can’t fix stupid!”